Brad Pitt buys sulking cave

Today in Brangelina news: E! reports the couple won’t be attending the Oscars together on 7 March, because Angelina will be in Venice working on The Tourist with Johnny Depp. Meanwhile, The Daily Mail, far more entertainingly, reports that Brad has secretly bought himself a bachelor pad, complete with an underground “cave” he can sulk in when he and Angelina split. There he will lurk, like the Phantom of the Opera, muttering into his hideous beard. The drama!